Friday, June 08, 2007

Missing! Reward Offered!

Missing Madison Blogger

The Ministry of Attorney-General and the Madison Police Board have authorized a reward of up to $100,000 for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the person or persons responsible for the unlawful confinement, kidnapping or murder of the blogger listed as missing in this reward poster; a reward will be decided by the Madison Police Board, in its sole discretion, and that decision is final, binding and not reviewable. Only those people who come forward and volunteer information which is received by the Madison Police Department on or before June 18, 2007, will be eligible to receive a reward.
The blogger was last seen on April 28th, as he was working in his freshly planted garden. His wife, who has been cooperative with local authorities, said that he had planned a trip to Ikea near Chicago the following weekend. An internet rumor was circulated that he may have been detained at an Illinois toll booth as he tried to smuggle Scandinavian particle board across the WI border. Our investigations have not been able to validate or discredit that rumor.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I heard he winked his brown eye at the wrong WI state trooper. Its a big cover up.